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Jasper County jerk you drunk and bonafide
Tilting to the hilt you make me hurt inside my throat
So go and paddle your boat

Fishy little flirt you got a tuna head
kicking up the dirt around my flower bed, that's fair
Just gon' sit back in my chair

Think you a bigger baby better than the other ones in a choke
Think you some hot shit son but don't you suffocate from the smoke

Long ago you bit me with your sharky teeth
dropping bait and jumping bail and leaving me confused
but après moi le deluge

you got no sense of class ain't got no quality
so why you gotta act like such a jerk to me goddamn.
no way no unh uh no ma'am

Think you a bigger baby but that shit don't magnify under glass
You just some film flam brother who can't take his foot off the gas

Because you dirty dirty
you dirty you dirty
dirty dirty
you dirty you dirty
dirty dirty
you dirty you dirty

(etc. ad nauseum et. alia. and goodbye.)


from House / Hymn II, released June 1, 2017
Piano and Vox: Heather Christian
Acoustic Guitar: Gabe Gordon
Electric Guitar: Gabe Gordon and Sasha Brown
Drums: Matt Bogdanow
Tambourine: Heather Christian
Bass: Brian Bender
Additional Vox and endless monologuing: Matt Bogdanow, Sasha Brown, Brian Bender, Chris Giarmo, and America Ferrera

Music and Lyrics: Heather Christian
Arrangements: Heather Christian & the Arbornauts
Produced by Brian Bender


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Heather Christian & The Arbornauts Beacon, New York

An Arbornaut is a three way cross between a flying squirrel, an astronaut, and an angel. I know one as soon as I spot one. They are naturally occuring in nature. I had a dream about them once and started a band. We are a choir and we are an orchestra. We are disgruntled classical musicians & believers in musical traditions of feeling lots of things. This is the noise from the inside of a root. ... more

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